Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Power Rankings Week 7 (Season 7)

THE ELITE TEAMS

1) Atlanta Hooch (85-56) (PW – 3) (Points = 132.82)

2) Honolulu Witch Doctors (84-57) (PW – 6) (Points = 124.26)

3) Austin Popsicles (85-56) (PW – 1) (Points = 114.90)

4) Montgomery Burns (86-55) (PW – 2) (Points = 112.67)

THE GREAT TEAMS

5) Minnesota Monkey Wranglers (79-62) (PW – 5) (Points = 92.05)

6) New York Highlanders (75-66) (PW – 11) (Points = 85.32)

7) Fargo Fart Knockers (78-63) (PW – 9) (Points = 83.32)

8) New Britain Fighting Beer Drinkers (81-60) (PW – 4) (Points = 80.83)

9) Anaheim Wings (79-62) (PW – 7) (Points = 80.29)

ABOVE AVERAGE TEAMS

10) Philadelphia Phantoms (78-63) (PW – 10) (Points = 79.09)

11) Milwaukee Porn Silos (75-66) (PW – 13) (Points = 72.12)

THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD TEAMS

12) Chicago Gangsters (77-64) (PW – 8) (Points = 56.21)

13) Santa Cruz Beachcombers (78-63) (PW – 12) (Points = 55.53)

THE BELOW AVERAGE TEAMS

14) Jacksonville Junk Yard Dogs (66-75) (PW – 20) (Points = 36.47)

15) Dover EliteDucks (70-71) (PW – 17) (Points = 32.29)

16) Nashville Raccoons (71-70) (PW – 14) (Points = 29.57)

17) Las Vegas Aces (74-67) (PW – 22) (Points = 26.74)

18) Charleston Battery (69-72) (PW – 16) (Points = 24.23)

19) Helena Dental Floss Tycoons (70-71) (PW – 15) (Points = 24.20)

20) Salt Lake City Ampersands (67-74) (PW – 18) (Points = 23.17)

THE FIGHTING FOR RESPECT TEAMS

21) St. Louis River Dogs (66-75) (PW – 19) (Points = 15.86)

22) Buffalo Pioneers (63-78) (PW – 27) (Points = 9.44)

THE SOMETHING HAS GONE WRONG TEAMS

23) Monterrey Quakes (62-79) (PW –21) (Points = -2.63)

24) Salem Squirrel Monkeys (66-75) (PW – 25) (Points = -7.80)

25) Charlotte Knights (66-75) (PW – 23) (Points = -8.46)

26) Fresno Devil Dogs (63-78) (PW – 29) (Points = -10.28)

27) Richmond Spiders (53-68) (PW – 26) (Points = -10.77)

THE CAN’T WAIT FOR NEXT SEASON

28) Florida Fighting Citrus (62-79) (PW – 28) (Points = -20.70)

29) Cleveland Jobu Rum Runners (65-76) (PW – 24) (Points = -21.04)

THE HOPELESS TEAMS

30) Toledo Holy Fargin' Schnicks (52-89) (PW – 31) (Points = -71.88)

31) Pawtucket Paw Soxs (50-91) (PW – 30) (Points = -87.35)

32) Sacramento River Cats (52-89) (PW – 32) (Points = -97.26)