THE ELITE TEAMS
1) Atlanta Hooch (85-56) (PW – 3) (Points = 132.82)
2) Honolulu Witch Doctors (84-57) (PW – 6) (Points = 124.26)
3) Austin Popsicles (85-56) (PW – 1) (Points = 114.90)
4) Montgomery Burns (86-55) (PW – 2) (Points = 112.67)
THE GREAT TEAMS
5) Minnesota Monkey Wranglers (79-62) (PW – 5) (Points = 92.05)
6) New York Highlanders (75-66) (PW – 11) (Points = 85.32)
7) Fargo Fart Knockers (78-63) (PW – 9) (Points = 83.32)
8) New Britain Fighting Beer Drinkers (81-60) (PW – 4) (Points = 80.83)
9) Anaheim Wings (79-62) (PW – 7) (Points = 80.29)
ABOVE AVERAGE TEAMS
10) Philadelphia Phantoms (78-63) (PW – 10) (Points = 79.09)
11) Milwaukee Porn Silos (75-66) (PW – 13) (Points = 72.12)
THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD TEAMS
12) Chicago Gangsters (77-64) (PW – 8) (Points = 56.21)
13) Santa Cruz Beachcombers (78-63) (PW – 12) (Points = 55.53)
THE BELOW AVERAGE TEAMS
14) Jacksonville Junk Yard Dogs (66-75) (PW – 20) (Points = 36.47)
15) Dover EliteDucks (70-71) (PW – 17) (Points = 32.29)
16) Nashville Raccoons (71-70) (PW – 14) (Points = 29.57)
17) Las Vegas Aces (74-67) (PW – 22) (Points = 26.74)
18) Charleston Battery (69-72) (PW – 16) (Points = 24.23)
19) Helena Dental Floss Tycoons (70-71) (PW – 15) (Points = 24.20)
20) Salt Lake City Ampersands (67-74) (PW – 18) (Points = 23.17)
THE FIGHTING FOR RESPECT TEAMS
21) St. Louis River Dogs (66-75) (PW – 19) (Points = 15.86)
22) Buffalo Pioneers (63-78) (PW – 27) (Points = 9.44)
THE SOMETHING HAS GONE WRONG TEAMS
23) Monterrey Quakes (62-79) (PW –21) (Points = -2.63)
24) Salem Squirrel Monkeys (66-75) (PW – 25) (Points = -7.80)
25) Charlotte Knights (66-75) (PW – 23) (Points = -8.46)
26) Fresno Devil Dogs (63-78) (PW – 29) (Points = -10.28)
27) Richmond Spiders (53-68) (PW – 26) (Points = -10.77)
THE CAN’T WAIT FOR NEXT SEASON
28) Florida Fighting Citrus (62-79) (PW – 28) (Points = -20.70)
29) Cleveland Jobu Rum Runners (65-76) (PW – 24) (Points = -21.04)
THE HOPELESS TEAMS
30) Toledo Holy Fargin' Schnicks (52-89) (PW – 31) (Points = -71.88)
31) Pawtucket Paw Soxs (50-91) (PW – 30) (Points = -87.35)
32) Sacramento River Cats (52-89) (PW – 32) (Points = -97.26)
